Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people in the whole world, and I mean everybody. No matter how dull and boring they are on the outside, inside they've all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds. Not just one world, hundreds of them. Thousands, maybe.

--Neil Gaiman, Sandman

 

Morgan made a #chicken pot pie for me! #yum

Morgan made a #chicken pot pie for me! #yum

jaxpeel:

Did some cleaning/organizing in the Spice Matrix/pantry on Monday. Considered organizing my spices…. GEOGRAPHICALLY.

On behalf of all sane people who live in your household, thank you for controlling that urge.

lacigreen:

ethiopienne:

perolyke:

this is literally the best post I’ve ever seen

hell fucking yes

miles is too much perfect cant handle

I really don’t know why this is so amusing to me.

paleasland:

marshmallowmegamama:

theamericankid:

“Wow Mr. Balloon, we’re going to have so much fun together.” POP “Hey, Mr. Balloon are you okay? Wha- what the, OHMYJESUSSWEETMOTHEROFGOD?!”

I can never not reblog this. ALWAYS AUTO REBLOG.

That’s like the most delayed reaction ever.

paleasland:

marshmallowmegamama:

theamericankid:

“Wow Mr. Balloon, we’re going to have so much fun together.” POP “Hey, Mr. Balloon are you okay? Wha- what the, OHMYJESUSSWEETMOTHEROFGOD?!”

I can never not reblog this. ALWAYS AUTO REBLOG.

That’s like the most delayed reaction ever.